12.05.2009

Enough about Adam Lambert!

People who hate this guy are creating the buzz he needs to increase demand and price tag. If you dislike his performance style, guess what: you need to shut up about it!

Now, he's getting all the riches he wants and he's getting networks to fight over him to get him on for an interview or a little song. So you'll be seeing PLENTY of him.

I am indifferent personally - how is it new for a popstar to grind or have clothed sex on stage?

12.04.2009

What are the first 5 things you would do if you won the lottery today?

I would:

1- Pay off my student loans.
2- Pay off my car.
3- Buy a full top floor condo in a high rise in downtown Orlando, namely The Vue.
4- Buy a villa for my parents.
5- Open a Hookah lounge called "Black Iris" and make it the best place to go! (I have the design drafts and everything!)

Aaaaahh one can dream.... what would YOU do?

How bad do celebrities really have it?

It's quite typical to hear Britney Spears or Tiger Woods bitch about being "violated" by having cameras and microphones all around them. They say they lost their privacy when they gained their wealth, that their kids won't lead "normal" lives, that they "have" to fly on private jets and go to clubs that have been reserved for them and their friends. How miserable it is to not be able to shop normally and have to deal with Bloomingdales or Toys R Us or Burberry dedicate 2 hours of their business time just for them to browse around the stores.

I'm not sure I understand or sympathize with that. The "invasion of privacy" increases the value of their work and the prices for their interviews and performances, adding back to their wealth. They sure don't mind flaunting a fleet of 20 cars and 10 motorcycles on MTV Cribs - or the fact that they have houses in every favorite travel destination they frequent.

My message for the bitching celebrity: you knew what Hollywood's been like for decades, you knew what you were signing up for, and you sure as hell are using the income you get from your "misery". So I do NOT want to hear it!

7.22.2009

Ohhh the good ol' asterisk. The heart of American sales strategy, simultaneously hurting and helping millions.

7.15.2009

I hate it when people throw the words "bad economy" in any sentence to seem smart!

5.28.2009

I've never in my life participated in any type of lottery, but for the sake of trying something new, i just got my first ticket...

5.11.2009

Despite the usefulness of the U.S. credit scoring system for lenders, the idea that a 'negative account' up to 7 years old judges how responsible or trustworthy a consumer is TODAY is just idiotic.

5.09.2009

Someone once said we would have a black president 'when pigs fly.' Two words: swine flu.

5.02.2009

If you dont speak spanish, PLEASE don't try rolling your R's and butchering entree names on a menu. Please.

4.28.2009

Nostradamus said 'there will come, of people and beasts, a horrible rout'.

Beast: pre-modern common label for boars, uncastrated male swines.

Rout: disturbance to public peace by conflict or disease.

Oh Nosty... What next?